ninme

1. Legalize deuling. I was there way before Zell Miller took on Chris Matthews. I wrote an oped about it for journalism class (which they declined to publish, btw) sophomore year, if you don’t believe me. If you want to see it, I’d, uh, have to get it from mom. She liked it so much she put it in my file. ninme smiles proudly

2. Put the mob to work. Put the Italians in charge of PR, the Russians in charge of organization and logistics, the Columbians in charge of the grunt work, and the crazies from each group in charge of the actual killing.

I bring this up (Peter and I have discussed this before), because Michelle Malkin found this fantastic article:

Mobsters Bully Terror Suspect in Prison

But Italian mobsters jailed on the island of Sardinia, apparently outraged by terrorism, beat up an Algerian terror suspect and threatened to kill him unless he got himself transferred to a new prison.

The same threat was made against at least one other Algerian inmate.

“You guys set off bombs and do massacres. If you don’t change prisons, you’re dead,” the criminals were reported to have told Saadi Nassim, in comments confirmed by his lawyer.

Proving again I’m always right. (Hah!)