Why, How Convenient!
With Washington state in the middle of a recount of its amazingly close governor’s race, election officials in Seattle’s King County entered a warehouse Friday and found a plastic tray containing 150 misplaced ballots.
The discovery brings the number of belatedly discovered ballots to 723 in the heavily Democratic county potentially enough to swing the election to Democrat Christine Gregoire.
“Uh, yes officer, I just walked into that warehouse over there-”
“With a weapon?”
“Sure, why not.”
“Go on, sir.”
“Right, into that warehouse over there, and found a tray with $150 misplaced $100 bills.”
“That warehouse over there?”
“Yes, officer. Right over there.”
“That one.”
“Yep, that one.”
“That’s not a warehouse, it’s a Bank of America.”
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