Seen on Chrenkoff:

Bush’s big win in Iraq puts him in a similar position to this famous personality: “Sistani emerges winner even without taking part in Iraq vote”. Bush’s excuse for non-participation is that he’s Texan; Sistani, on the other hand is Iranian. Both are oil-rich fundamentalist states, according to the relativist left; the difference is that Texan Jews live in Dallas, and Iranian Jews live in Beverly Hills.