If 30 is a lifetime, and I’m 24… Oi.

Or maybe, like shoe sizes, the goal post is being moved to make rich people feel good about themselves (I used to be an 8. Now I’m down to as little as a 6.5.).

Everyone was so shocked and scandalized when Lauren Bacall said that Nicole Kidman was not a legend. When you’ve been around about 35 years and done as much as Nicole Kidman, you’re hugely successful, but you’re not a legend. You’re just not old enough. You don’t know how long you’ll last, because you can’t have tested it yet.

Now Leo “I shave every day I promise” DiCaprio, 30 years old, wins a lifetime achievement award?

I understand that they want people to go to his movie, but this is just ridiculous.