Broken into such self-explanatory categories as “Nice Ladies!”, “Dummies!”, “Christmas Cheer!”, “Mulletts!!”, “Men in Uniform!”. Yes, Mullets!! got two !-marks. Then there’s “Big Hair for Jesus!” This is important stuff, people. It’s this sort of thing that has turned entire generations off Christian Music forever.

Wow, some of these belly dancer ones.. Well, some of them are horrible, but some of them.. We should drop them over the Middle East as a sort of psy-ops thing. Hahahah: “Dance Into Your Sultan’s Heart.” Oh my god.