Ugh. Only the moron that seems to have gotten it written into the Geneva Conventions that he had to do all the movie previews no matter how horrible he makes them can make Wallace and Gromit look so very, very bad. When I think of how long it took Nick Park et al to create the footage used in this trailer, and then have it so ill-used by a bunch of stupid Americans making it as stupid as possible for the stupid American market, I just want to cry.

You know, I get English humour. I know a lot of Americans that get English humour. In fact, I know a lot of Americans that prefer, some so strongly to the exclusion of American, English humour. And yet we’re consistently treated like a bunch of idiots with the vocabulary of a mentally retarded dachshund that can’t figure out what’s meant by “football.” Ergh.