Good lord, why do we care?! It’s a bloody freaking book!

Pentagon: Koran was ‘mishandled’ at Guantanamo

Ooh! Mishandled! What a horrible, horrible thing! ninme fans herself dramatically.

Has it ever occurred to anyone that maybe it needs to be mishandled? That the whole idea that anyone other than a bunch of vile, mass-murdering thugs handling it is because even those mass-murdering thugs are purer and better than any of us are? And, following that logic, if we, even the best of us, are less pure and good than their worst, then obviously there’s nothing wrong with murdering us? With wiping the earth clean of our filth?

Bloody hell people! Think about it!