Opinion Journal – What Goes Around, Comes Around: The Plame kerfuffle has made hypocrites of just about everyone. BY CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

If–and one has to say “if”–the transmission of any classified information is a crime, then as Mr. Fitzgerald also confirmed, one would be in the deep waters of the Espionage Act, which is “a very difficult statute to interpret.” Actually, it is a very easy act to interpret. It declares that even something very well-known is secret if the state defines it as secret: the same principle as the dreaded British Official Secrets Act. As to the critical question of whether Ms. Plame had any cover to blow, Mr. Fitzgerald was equally insouciant: “I am not speaking to whether or not Valerie Wilson was covert.”

In the absence of any such assertion or allegation, one must be forgiven for wondering what any of this gigantic fuss can possibly be about.

That’s precisely the moment that I turned the TV off and wrote this.