Since the Arab World (Joined by Kuwait: land of political progress) is boycotting Denmark to protest the evil and disrespectful illustrated depiction of Mohammed, because rather than develop a sense of humour and laugh at the comics which were funny, and maybe improve their standing in the world, they’d rather everyone believe what they believe even if they don’t believe it because obviously they should believe it and isn’t that illustrative of a whole bunch o’ things?

You can easily eat and digest all our famous Danish cheese at your millions of breakfast-tables from Seattle to Atlanta. Then the boycott (which is escalating fast down there now) will be harmless.

Cheese not a good enough reason? Think of it as an invitation to drink more beer (Carlsburg, Tuborg), and for the help of a friend!


Wheat & Weeds – Buy Danish

…But I’m really posting this as an excuse to pass along the opening couplet from the ShrinkLit summary of Beowulf:

Monster Grendel’s tastes were plainish.<br/> Breakfast? Just a couple Danish.

That doesn’t count, either.