Two bad jokes in one day.

Infinitives Unsplit – Snigger

Knock, knock.<br/> Who’s there?<br/> Europe.<br/> Europe who?<br/> No, you’re a poo.

Arthur’s Seat – Thought for the Day

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet. <br/> Bear says: “If I roar in the forests of America the entire forest is shivering with fear.” <br/> Lion says: “And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me.” <br/> Says the chicken: “Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet wets itself.”

Evidence that this something in the water was placed there by terrorists moving east:

Wheat & Weeds (Sunday) – At Random

My 5-yr-old asks: “Mom, what is the nuts’ favorite hymn?”<br/> “Don’t know, Buddy, what is a nut’s favorite hymn?”<br/> “Peanut afraid.”

Obviously they struck the DC cosmopolitan area first! London must be next!