Yes I know it’s the first thing, but I haven’t had one in ages and it’s just so darned funny. Peter had it left open on his side this morning, probably for me to see, but technically it isn’t a Recommends.

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Submitted by numlok:

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day’s conference.<br/> Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate.”<br/> Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: “In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all; gimme a Bud.”<br/> Hans steps up next: “In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke.”<br/> Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward “Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks.”<br/> The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks, “Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?”<br/> Paddy replies: “Well, if you fookin’ pansies aren’t drinkin’, then neither am I”.