Atlas Shrugging
The Sunday Times – America, the superhero who would rather be Clark Kent. By Niall Ferguson
Unfortunately for Mr Blair, the rest of the world has a diametrically different view of the USA. According to the latest Pew Global Attitudes survey, even we Britons regard the American presence in Iraq as a bigger danger to world peace than either Iran or North Korea. A third of British voters think the US invaded Iraq “to control Middle Eastern oil”. A quarter think America aims “to dominate the world”. In short, we – in common with most Europeans – increasingly regard the United States not as Superman but as Lex Luthor.
Nothing illustrates this better than the assumption, which many Tories share with Mr Blair’s critics within the Labour Party, that the US is to blame for the continued fighting between Israel and Hezbollah.
Conventional wisdom has it that the American government is in a position to dictate to the Israeli government because of the latter’s dependence on economic and military aid from the United States. Thus, when Condoleezza Rice opposed a joint Arab-European call for an immediate ceasefire at last week’s Rome summit, most commentators interpreted this as an American green light for continued Israeli attacks on Lebanese targets. From both ends of the political spectrum I heard the same anti-American refrain: “If they really wanted to stop the fighting, they could.”
I asked a few people last week what share of Israel’s GDP they thought was accounted for by American aid. The estimates went as high as 40 per cent. In fact, US aid to Israel was equivalent to just 3.2 per cent of Israel’s gross domestic product in 2004, compared with 14 per cent in 1986. American aid today is much more important for Jordan (14 per cent of GDP) and the Palestinian West Bank and Gaza (5.6 per cent) than it is for Israel.
Oh ho!
Now, here we have:
Telegraph (7.21) – American pullout leaves Iceland defenceless
The people of Iceland are about to join one of the world’s smallest clubs – those nations without armed forces on their territory to defend their borders.
The United States, which had assured Iceland’s defence for decades, stunned the country in March when it announced that it would be closing its bases on the island, withdrawing its F-15 fighters and thousands of servicemen in the space of just six months. …
The United States is still legally pledged to defend Iceland from attack, but it now insists that it can do this from a distance.
That’s rather imperialist, isn’t it? What on earth do we have to do with Iceland? Is it a colony of ours? Do they send us tribute in gold or slaves?
So if it’s okay, and expected, that we provide for the security of Iceland, why aren’t we allowed to “provide” for the “security” of the Middle East?
July 30th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Oh no! Where are we going to get the Martini Ice now?
July 30th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
What?
July 30th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
The Martini Ice! Absolutely must be obtained from pristine clean, natural icy environment – Iceland was our last source. You don’t expect us to use refrigerator ice, do you? [shudder] refrigerator ice
July 31st, 2006 at 12:55 am
Actually, Keflavik was a really useful base when the North Atlantic sea lanes were a strategic target for the Soviet Navy. Made sense for the US to throw in free protection in return for the use of the base. Used to drive the Lefties nuts.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:55 am
Yeh, and really, who would want to invade Iceland?
July 31st, 2006 at 2:50 am
The hot-tub wing of the Elder Edda Fan Club.
July 31st, 2006 at 4:51 am
OK, but do they have a militant wing?
Is it Iceland that has a “made up” language that is administered by a council?
July 31st, 2006 at 5:15 am
On/T: Next one after Iceland? Okinowa? South Korea? The presence in Germany is being reduced already. We could save the American taxpayer a fortune here!
July 31st, 2006 at 7:08 am
All their surnames are constructed on the principle of patronymic + “son” or “dottir”. They used to use runes. Most famous footballer Wayneson Runey. Sorry.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:15 am
(snort)
I’m fond of Iceland because they were going to build a bypass (sorry) a highway through some fields or something, in a nice straight line, then it came out that the highway would be built through fairy land, so there was an outcry, and they rerouted the highway.
I’m in favour of leaving everyone over there precipitously on their own and to their own devices. Except for the UK and Italy.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:17 am
Thanks! The UK for its cuisine, Italy for its civil service?
July 31st, 2006 at 9:44 am
No, the UK for it’s ability to come to the rescue of the daughters of Naval officers studying abroad, and their friends who badly bust up their ankles and can’t afford to go to a hospital. Italy because, well, who would deny that same daughter a chance to have parents in Naples? Parents need visiting, after all.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:50 am
Oh! I’m glad out boys have made themselves useful. Nice to know they’ll help out. Prefer Rome myself….
July 31st, 2006 at 11:19 am
Florence
July 31st, 2006 at 11:21 am
Or that little town North of Milan 3 days a year.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Hehe
Rotating bases.
Stationed just long enough in a nice little European town to sample all the best restaurants.
August 1st, 2006 at 12:52 am
And get lungfuls of whatever they call the fuel they burn in Formula 1.
August 1st, 2006 at 7:05 pm
That’s just standard 100 octane petrol. You want to go to an Indy Car race to get the more exotic stuff.
August 2nd, 2006 at 1:09 am
I once went to the Spring Nationals near Columbus OH and the stuff they used there made food taste different for a few days afterwards.
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:35 pm
That was likely nitro with a trace of benzene. Yummy. Very, bad for you.
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:47 am
Yup, my airways were going “What the f..!?” even as the first lungful went past.