First It was Dubai Ports, Now it's Nuke-Weilding Ockers
News.com.au – Australia named as a nuclear threat
HAROLD Ford, a handsome 36-year-old from Tennessee, has become one of the sensations of the mid-term elections in the US and a reason why Democrats are a good chance of winning back control of the US Congress for the first time in 12 years.
But if Mr Ford, already a US congressman, wins his bid to become a more powerful senator, Australia had better watch out.
Because according to Mr Ford, Australia has an interest in nuclear weapons and is part of the broader nuclear threat to the US.
In a speech to county government officials yesterday in Knoxville, Mr Ford – listed in People magazine in 2001 as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world [did they mention he's a Democrat? Oh good.] – electrified the audience, as he does everywhere he speaks. …
His skilled oration on domestic politics may be flawless, but his grip on foreign policy is error-prone. Yesterday he stumbled into gaffes on the North Korean nuclear tests and then mentioned Australia in the same breath as rogue nations wanting to go nuclear.
Um. Hey please do.
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Curtsy: Tim Blair.
October 29th, 2006 at 2:18 am
I can just picture the young Harold’s pencil hovering uncertainly over Europe as the teacher calls out “Australia” during a snap geography exam. But then, he probably passed the exam. One can’t be expected to know about every little out of the way hic country.
October 29th, 2006 at 8:48 am
Which begs a question, what does he think is wrong with Austria?
October 29th, 2006 at 11:29 am
Austria got nukes? Damn, thisn bad news. Prepare to assault Prague.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:42 am
I’m utterly at ease about Australia going nuclear. After all it’s not as if Les Patterson would get anywhere near the button is it?
October 30th, 2006 at 5:46 am
Maybe it was Brett Joe Wilson didn’t see in Niger.
October 30th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Hahahaha