CDR Salamander – The next First Family

You can tell a lot about people by the Christmas cards they send out. Especially those who have the picture of their brood on the front. Some do better than others. Some spend more than other. Some probably should have taken more pictures.

So, I don’t have a problem with the miniskirt. What I DO have a problem with is the little gap-toothed towhead downstage right who apparently is worth getting $600 video game consoles (never mind the games at 60 bucks a pop) and berates his poorer classmates for wearing clothes from Walmart.

The next one is sweet, but damn, you know, Annie Leibovitz? I’m not saying he has to go to Sears, but he doesn’t have his own family pictures? He has to fly the world’s most famous portrait photographer over from New York to get a shot of him with his wife and kids? But maybe you can afford to do these things when you have convicted felons ponying up for half your $2.2 million home.

Then the next one, I guess they’re just trying to go a little more “Arkansas” after the past few years of Hollywood fêtes and New York swank by making it look like they did it on the inkjet with themed paper from the drugstore sometime in the early nineties.