HalfEmpty just sent me this. Oh lawdy:
Police officers were called to rescue a cat which got her head stuck in a jam jar trying to catch a mouse.
A motorist found the tabby wandering beside a road in Peterborough, Cambs, with the jar on her head and the mouse millimetres from her nose.
This subheadline has to be the funniest, most imagery-packed subheadline ever written:
You can imagine, eh?