HalfEmpty just sent me this. Oh lawdy:

BBC – Police play game of cat and mouse

Police officers were called to rescue a cat which got her head stuck in a jam jar trying to catch a mouse.

A motorist found the tabby wandering beside a road in Peterborough, Cambs, with the jar on her head and the mouse millimetres from her nose.

This subheadline has to be the funniest, most imagery-packed subheadline ever written:

‘Terrified mouse’

You can imagine, eh?