California always sets the bar for safety, environmental cleanliness, public health, etc. So we always like to laugh when labels say things like “This product has been shown to cause cancer in California,” etc. You know what they mean, but the phrasing just kills you.

Reuters – California may ban conventional lightbulbs by 2012

So now we’re going to get on lightbulbs: “This product has been shown to cause global warming in California”. So change all the bulbs in your house to new 100W incandescents before your California vacation! (Unless it’s a skiing holiday)