Yee-Friggin-Haw
This one is filed under the Read the Whole Thing category. You won’t see another one again any time soon.
Sunday Telegraph – US aircrews show Taliban no mercy
Caught in the middle of the Helmand river, the fleeing Taliban were paddling their boat back to shore for dear life.
Smoke from the ambush they had just sprung on American special forces still hung in the air, but their attention was fixed on the two helicopter gunships that had appeared above them as their leader, the tallest man in the group, struggled to pull what appeared to be a burqa over his head.
We have an illustrated book of medieval knight tales at home with just gorgeous paintings. I used to look through it over and over again (come to that, I should steal it next time I’m home). None of the pictures were of a group of men, led by the tallest, who struggles to pull a woman’s dress over his head as he scrambles for his life. Just sayin’.
As the boat reached the shore, Captain Larry Staley tilted the nose of the lead Apache gunship downwards into a dive. One of the men turned to face the helicopter and sank to his knees. Capt Staley’s gunner pressed the trigger and the man disappeared in a cloud of smoke and dust.
By the time the gunships had finished, 21 minutes later, military officials say 14 Taliban were confirmed dead, including one of their key commanders in Helmand.
The mission is typical of a new, aggressive, approach adopted by American forces in southern Afghanistan and particularly in Helmand, where British troops last year bore the brunt of some of the heaviest fighting since the fall of the Taliban in 2001.
American commanders believe that the uncompromising use of airpower in recent weeks has been a key factor in preventing the Taliban from launching their expected full-scale spring offensive against coalition forces and forcing them to rethink their tactics.
No kidding. Do they go to school for that finely honed mastery of military strategy?
April 29th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Great article.
Clearly the next ROE enhancement is to take the bodies, wrap them in pig skin and bury them at an undisclosed location, while advertising that this is what is being done. (I believe the Brits did this in some earlier war). Seriously, I cannot understand the horrified reaction to this proposal that erupts from the (dhimmified part of the) west. It is one thing not to make a fuss about primitive, but friendly, people’s superstitions, it is altogether another thing to buy into and accommodate the superstitions of an enemy.
There are so many hooks in the defective mental make up of these people that we could be exploiting left, right and centre. This is just one.
April 29th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
There’s a part in one of Colleen McCullough’s Caesar
books where he’s going to war against a German tribe of some sort and since they worship trees, he cuts down all the trees. I wonder if it’s true. I hope so. It was a good story.
Then there’s that movie from the 30s about the Lancers with some famous actor in it as the new guy who shows up fresh from Sandhurst and is really really young… and the commander threatens one of the Muslim labourers that he’ll kill him and stitch his body up in the hide of a pig if he doesn’t pick up the pace… What the heck is the name of that movie…
April 30th, 2007 at 2:52 am
Lives of a Bengal Lancer?
April 30th, 2007 at 4:13 am
The Lives of a Bengal Lancer seems a likely candidate. Gary Cooper! Apparently this is the movie that originated the phrase “We have ways of making you talk”. I always thought that had to be said with a German accent.
April 30th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Good heavens! This thing is bigger than both of us….
April 30th, 2007 at 8:28 am
That lying SOB of a IMDB. I TRIED “Bengal Lancer” in Amazon and it didn’t find it, so I thought “Maybe it’s not on DVD” so I went to IMDB and looked it up there and it had some stupid silent film from 1901 and something from the fifties. I KNEW that was what it was called!
April 30th, 2007 at 8:44 am
“Abu Jihad is sleeping with the pigs”?
The burying with pigs was allegedly done in the Philippine-American war, but I never heard of any hard evidence that it really happened. But then they were tough times. Here is an interesting read if you have the time:
http://www.bakbakan.com/junglep.html