I thought this was a little silly, so I teased out the best I could:

BBC – Queen triumphs amid Bush gaffes

What will have mattered to her is the fact that this state visit – her fourth to the United States in the past 50 years – has clearly been a success.

The capital city of the world’s superpower isn’t an easy place to impress.

There is an understandable superiority about the city. Very, very few official visitors have the power to break through its studied indifference to just about everything that isn’t American.

Queen Elizabeth II showed that she is one of those visitors who does have the presence to impress Washington’s most powerful movers and shakers.

Partly it’s because she’s a major-league royal, which carries a mystique outranking any amount of “celebrity”, and arouses a curiosity few be-suited politicians could muster .

Partly it’s because of her venerable age and the fact that she has been a witness to, or a participant in, so many world events for so very long.

And partly it’s because it was citizens from her country who, 400 years ago this month (as her visit recognised) established the first permanent non-native settlement in North America which, in turn, gave birth to the USA and a military alliance which has been tested in two world wars and various other conflicts.

Then you have this, unbelievably tagged as “Queen Gets the Semi-Royal Treatment” on FOXnews’ front page:

FOXnews – No Hollywood Stars at Dinner for Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip must have been a little disappointed last night. The White House dinner thrown in their honor didn’t include any Hollywood stars. Remember when Princess Diana got fussed over by John Travolta and Tom Selleck? How times have changed!…

Actual celebrities? You tell me. Among the attendees were NBC’s David Gregory, ABC’s Robin Roberts, pregnant member of “The View” Elisabeth Hasselbeck, her football player husband Tim, plus Peyton Manning, Arnold Palmer, Henry Kissinger, the wife of opera star Placido Domingo and violinist Itzhak Perlman.

Queen Elizabeth II may have returned home with a T-shirt that read: “I went to the White House and all I got was this lousy T-shirt and anecdotes about Rosie O’Donnell.”

Of course, most Hollywood stars probably identify themselves as Democrats, but still: Who would turn down an invitation to meet the Queen of England at the White House?

At Liz Smith’s Literacy Partners dinner last night in New York, Bette Midler — the surprise performer at the swellicious Lincoln Center event — quipped about the State dinner, “I wasn’t invited, so it turned out I was free. And I hear President Bush has already made his first faux pas of the night. He congratulated Queen Elizabeth on her Oscar win.”

God, typical. He couldn’t even watch The Queen? Somehow I don’t think HM is impressed by Bette Midler (who let’s face it isn’t exactly du jour). She’d probably be annoyed if a bunch of uneducated tedious celebrities were invited, “See ma’am, I invited them cuz you’re famous too!” And Bush is the gauche one?