Feeling Down on "Us", are You?
The British went through this routine in the days after the London tube bombings–perpetrated, you’ll recall, by British subjects, born and bred. For a moment, this shocked the opinion-makers: we need to teach our young persons to feel British, they twittered. And what does being British involve? Drinking 28 pints after the Man United game and then staggering down the street baying and mooning and urinating in people’s gardens before passing out in a pool of vomit? Er, well, no, that’s too British. But golly, how about fish’n'chips and cricket and liking caterwauling popsters? Then a picture of the four bombers appeared on the front page of the tabloids: they were whitewater rafting in Wales. They were dressed as any other young Britons. They loved cricket and fish’n'chips. One of them left a video message to be broadcast on al Jazeera. He did all the usual jihadi-blather but in a broad Yorkshire accent: “Eee-oop, Allahu akbar!” If Coronation Street had been looking to introduce an Islamist cell into the Rover’s Return, he’d have been perfect. These men were entirely assimilated–if being assimilated means chips and cricket.
The Dutch, on the other hand, acknowledged that there’s more to being a citizen of a pluralist democratic state than junk food and sports teams. Four or five years ago, I had a fascinating conversation with some Dutch cabinet ministers about the need to ensure that immigrants understood what they would be required to assimilate with. So I was interested to see what they’d come up with. It turned out to be a video which they distributed to every embassy around the world to play to anyone thinking of moving to the Netherlands. It showed a topless woman on the beach and two guys kissing. Message: If you’re uncomfortable with this, you might prefer to emigrate somewhere else. Except that they added a rider to say that, if you are uncomfortable with this because you’re a Muslim or whatever, then you don’t have to watch it. And that pre-emptive negation of the entire point of the exercise said more about the real state of the Netherlands than anything on screen. …
The nullity of the modern multicultural state is the heart of the problem. We talk airily about “moderate Muslims,” but the reality is that Islam is moderated mainly by the overarching culture–often a dictatorial culture, such as the Soviet Union or the Suharto regime in Indonesia, but sometimes something less so. There is no reason for Islam to moderate itself in a land that declares we worship only donuts or topless sunbathers. We have to teach our children an “heroic national narrative” (in the splendid words of Australia’s John Howard), one that teaches them their history warts and all, as opposed to (as now) warts only. A nation cannot survive as merely a big zip code: it has to be understood as the physical expression of certain ideas and the ongoing projection of a grand inheritance. If we can’t articulate why sharia is wrong even if it’s legitimized by plebiscite, then we fully deserve to end our days living under it. It’s not about Islam. It’s about us.
Oof.
July 11th, 2007 at 3:05 am
MS is playing the other guy’s game here – the game of the people who want a nation to “mean something”: The Politician’s game, the Media’s game, the Jihadi’s game.
People who, like me, don’t buy into that idea are not the enemy; we are not the null void just waiting for something to fill it. We are the people who don’t see value through the prism of politics, people who are happy – very happy – to see a nation where one of the highest values is “shopping”.
This is a core British attitude, and it is seen obliquely in the reluctance to “fly the flag”, and in the fact that the only party really comfortable with doing so is the semi-fascist BNP.
MS is on a path that ends with versions of the BNP versus versions of the Jihadis, fighting over control. He’s on stronger ground when ragging on the welfare state.
July 11th, 2007 at 7:11 am
People of my father’s generation couldn’t be doing with politics at all. OK, if there was a war they’d do their bit, but the highest boast for tens of millions of people was that they’d never taken a penny off the state – and owed the State nothing in return. Quite liked the King/Queen, but you could keep the rest apart from Churchill.
Apart from shopping there’s cricket and the pub.
July 11th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Yeah well that was probably before politics was dictating how you do everything including dodgeball. It’s a bit difficult to ignore without coming off as willfully irresponsibly ignorant.
And I don’t know if he’s doing all that. Part of this speech of Bush’s yesterday he said again that the terrorists are fighting us because they don’t want a democracy in Iraq, that they’re threatened by a competing message to theirs of hate, etc etc we’ve heard all that before, but I wish he’d just say that they’re fighting us because they want America to lose. It is about us, and, yeah. I haven’t finished my tea yet. I’ll be more articulate later. Maybe.