Men In Tights
First, Red, our resident historian, has written quite an exhaustive little dissertation on the history of the modern age in the comments to Plague Rats For a Better World, which has slipped off the main page. So I’d hate for people to miss it.
So, then, speaking of Programmed to Kill: Lee Harvey Oswald, the Soviet KGB, and the Kennedy Assassination…
Is that John F. Kennedy? On the leading domestic issue of his day — civil rights (i.e. for coloured folks, too) — he was decidedly not “idealistic” or “heroic” but ambivalent and tentative. On the leading foreign-policy issue — the Cold War — he was notably un-pacifist and, indeed, somewhat bellicose. On fiscal matters, he was a tax cutter to a degree today’s right-wing Republicans can only envy. But, as Merrill Peterson observed in his book Lincoln In American Memory, “The public remembrance of the past … is concerned less with establishing its truth than with appropriating it for the present.” What Kennedy did in those 1,000 days counted for less than what his widow wanted him to do in death. And from that appropriation all others followed.
Earl Warren, the chief justice, declared that “a great and good President has suffered martyrdom as a result of the hatred and bitterness that has been injected into the life of our nation by bigots.” But hang on: Kennedy was a Cold Warrior murdered by a Communist. A Communist who’d defected to the Soviet Union and on his return attempted to kill the head of the John Birch Society. That flat reality is astounding enough, but, alas, a Marxist assassin was insufficient to the needs of the myth: the facts of Kennedy’s death did not meet the historical burden assigned to them. For, if “there’ll never be another Camelot,” if Excalibur can never again be prised from the stone, then in a sense the entire kingdom is tainted. The New York Times editorialized about “the shame all Americans must bear for the spirit of madness and hate that struck down President John F. Kennedy.” “A Portion of Guilt For All,” ran the headline on a column by its star analyst, James Reston. By the time the President’s brother was murdered, Jack Newfield’s assignment of blame to “poverty, lynchings, or our genocide against the Indians” had the tinny ring of boilerplate. For the record, Robert Kennedy was killed by a Palestinian angry over U.S. support for Israel.
But once the idealist-king-of-a-diseased-realm myth had advanced to that stage, it was but a hop and a skip to the next. Mr. Piereson contrasts pre-1963 Democratic optimism with what he calls “Punitive Liberalism,” a doctrine that “took as its point of departure the assumption that the United States was responsible for numerous crimes and misdeeds.” JFK’s successor, Jimmy Carter, apologized to the world for America’s habit of crafting national policy from “an inordinate fear of Communism,” which, granted that it disdains all his predecessors, rebukes most explicitly his fellow Democrats Truman and Kennedy. To acknowledge that post-Kennedy American liberalism had rejected its mid-century antecedents would be to concede that the movement itself was flawed. Instead, the left found an alternative explanation: conspiracy. Not only is Camelot a sewer of bigotry, but no matter how noble the king is, wily courtiers and other shadowy interests are really running the joint. As Mr. Piereson points out, before Oliver Stone and Jim Garrison and all the rest set up tent on the grassy knoll, conspiracy theories were the preserve of the right. “By the late 1960s,” he writes, “the far right’s fascination with plots concerning fluoridated water, federal aid to education, or even communism seemed quaint in comparison with the fevered doctrines put forward by the denizens of the New Left.”
To repeat: a tax-cutting, trickle-down Cold Warrior was killed by a Communist. But two-thirds of the American people believe otherwise. And it’s hardly any surprise that more recent polls show there are those who believe (as the bumper sticker has it) “9/11 Was An Inside Job.” MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann recently advanced the view that George W. Bush had Pat Tillman killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan because the celebrity soldier was planning to meet with Noam Chomsky. He said this in prime time on an NBC cable network. There too is the legacy of Camelot.
Great.
August 14th, 2007 at 4:21 am
The idea of “punitive liberalism” explains so much. Certainly explains some of the civil rights rhetoric – James Baldwin and the fire next time and all that. Nowadays of course it’s the environmentalists who enjoy dishing out the punishment.
August 14th, 2007 at 5:34 am
“The play stopped, and for almost five minutes everyone in the theatre — on the stage, in the wings, in the pit and in the audience — wept without restraint”. [Don't make me bring out Chopper, people]
Was this America’s “Lady Di” moment?
August 15th, 2007 at 9:20 am
“Harden the f* up, America!”
Damn, we need him doing a PSA.
August 15th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Ima exhort all to read Mr. Red’s comment on the thread ninme Grave-digged. It’s like, ummm… important. I missed it the first time through. And yes comments should be at the bottom to save our limited supply of scrollery.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:51 am
I was going to make the same suggestion. Scroll down, reading the post, and get to the bottom ready with a witty and apposite comment and “where’s the comment thingy? Oh, it’s up the top.. [scroll..scroll] … Now. What was I going to say? … [Dang]“.
August 16th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Yeah I’ve been thinking that too. We put them up there because Peter only really reads the stuff that has lots of comments and we thought there might be lots of other people out there too who just want to click on the posts with lots of comments in them but meh, they’re not the ones leaving comments so nuts to them!
Just kidding. How are y’all out there?
And yes, wasn’t it a lovely thread? I was so pleased when I saw it. Yaaay, people of like minds coming together from far-flung corners… I was feeling rather sorry for myself yesterday but at least there’s someone out there who wants to talk about the plague and the industrial revolution.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Hat-tip to the Unknown British Taxpayer who stumped up the money for me to study this stuff. The fact that I remember it means it must have been interesting.
If anyone’s particularly interested in population studies, this chap’s an excellent starting point. The bibliography’s got some interesting titles.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Laslett
August 16th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
“Plague Rats for a Better World” is such a great title, too.
August 16th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
:D
Finally somebody notices!
:D
August 17th, 2007 at 12:50 am
I’d just thought it went without saying.
August 17th, 2007 at 1:29 am
It does, but then it doesn’t. If you know what I mean.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:14 am
Since I think ninme should be rewarded with regular but judicious compliments, I reckon you’re just about right there.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:22 am
A propos men in tights, if anyone wants to know who’s my favourite historian, here’s an interview:
http://arts.independent.co.uk/books/features/article2829372.ece
August 17th, 2007 at 4:38 am
Actually, this interview’s funnier:
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/artsandentertainment/books/article2198091.ece