And thank god for it. Lately all we’ve had out of that pair are pictures of the absurdly cute Suri. Sure, she’s weirdly cute. But not so cute she’s weird. We needed weird.
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
Brilliant! Man the suits behind the movies he’s got coming out are gonna loooove this.
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: “This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all.”
Damnit! Well still. Word is out there. Word begets word. Weirdness resumes!
Incidentally, there’s pictures of the pad in Telluride. (Maybe they’ve been digging in radioactive rock? And it’s starting to get to them?)