The Scottish Executive wanted a slogan for Scotland. He got one. It’s:

Welcome to Scotland.

Which he payed £100,000 for. Whereas the English needed a logo for the Olympics. They got one. It’s:


Which they paid £400,000 for.

So obviously, since they’re both equally retarded, the English have spent an extra £150,000 on their Olympics logo to subsidize the Scottish Executive’s Scottish slogan!

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