In honour of the Oscars biting it because of the writer’s strike, I’ve arranged a series of Bob Hope quotes to keep you entertained while I’m in Canada for the next week or so. Those of you still slogging, or not baking cookies, feel free to discuss freely the events of the day in the comments.


Here we are in Seoul, Korea… I never thought I’d get so far east I’d be homesick for Japan… Seoul has changed hands so many times the towels in the hotels are marked “His,” “Hers,” and “Who’s occypying us now?”