I saw this quoted last night (somewhere, don’t remember where, not going to look up the link now):

Others have said they would personally be happy to pay higher taxes. I welcome their enthusiasm. I’m pleased to report that the IRS accepts both checks and money orders. (Laughter and applause.)

And thought it was somebody being funny. Turns out he actually said it. In his speech. In his State of the Union speech.

I’m so happy!