Telegraph – The Mohamed Fayed Book of Nursery Rhymes, by Craig Brown

I’m struggling between naming this:

London Bridge is falling down,

Falling down, falling down,

London Bridge is falling down,

Duke of Edinburgh, he behind it.

or this:

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow;

And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day, which was against the rule,

Is obvious, lamb in pay of Secret Services,

Plotting against Mary on direct orderings of Duke Philip.

as my favourite.

Date: Feb 19th, 2008 · Comments RSS · Tags: People and Current Events