I saw the headline, the subheadline, scrolled down and BAM there’s #10. And that’s all I need.

Times Online – 10 Books Not To Read Before You Die<br/> The producer of at least three television shows that you may quite like shares with us his definitive list of books that just aren’t worth the bother

10: Ulysses – James Joyce

And really, why bother to keep reading?

Actually, I never even read Ulysses. Dubliners and Portrait were the ones inflicted on me. William Bloody Shakespeare gets multiple books inflicted on high school students and I got two James Joyces. Honestly.