The Times – Shot where I did my laundry Drug problems at a university? Who’d have thought it, by Alice Fishburn

We must realise that breeding grounds for brains are also Petri dishes for addictive personalities. You put neurotic individuals in a high-pressure environment. Then you add in the expectations of professors, families, their own egos and a public that holds them to a higher standard – the real question is why isn’t the entire Ivy League, and Oxbridge to boot, in rehab?

Uhhhh huh. Right, and Chico State is therefore completely drug-free.