~ sayeth the press

The Times – Sarah Palin resigned ‘for the money’, says ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston

Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska to cash in on the business opportunities presented by her new-found fame, the estranged boyfriend of her eldest daughter said yesterday.

I think that might be “ex-boyfriend”, actually.

See, you can have “estranged husbands”, since even if you’re split up, there’s still a legal relationship there. The only relationship remaining between these two teenagers is the one from the press desperate to keep them together.