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Lost’s Damon Lindelof pitches his treatment of the BP oil spill: Armageddoner!

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We OPEN on Billy Bob. He doesn’t need the cane anymore — maybe he has some kind of Iron Man cyberleg or something. This will be important later. Just don’t ask me why. The phone rings.

He answers it. It’s the PRESIDENT. African American will seem too current and 24 just did two seasons with a chick in the Oval Office, so I say we get real progressive up in here and go Jew. Maybe Dreyfuss or Hoffman.

Read the whole thing, but I thought that was the funniest bit.