The first one Peter and I saw on Conan and he’s always thought it about the funniest thing he’s ever seen on television:

Norm Mcdonald tells the moth joke on Conan

The second one RC2 sent me via Twitter to go with the first:

Buddy Hackett – The Duck

I’d like to be able to include another “Duck Joke” (in fact when I saw the title of the second one I was worried that they might be the same one) but I’d need for there to be a YouTube video of my cousin Aimée telling it to do it justice, and I’m pretty sure such a thing doesn’t exist.