The latest viral scandal:

6 Year Old Girl Groped By TSA

Apparently it’s been a while since I’ve had to fly anywhere (/clicks heels/) but since when do they run a finger inside your underoos? What is that going to accomplish?

I don’t think “Groped by TSA” is strictly accurate. The poor woman seems like she’s acutely aware of being on iPhone camera and is trying to do exactly as she was trained. It is colossally stupid, of course. As if that girl has a bomb in her pants.

I wonder how many creeps out there are getting excited watching this video? There must be whole new chat rooms sprouting up around the videos of outraged adults filming their kids get …outlined by rubber gloves.

The indispensable @TSAgov tweeted thus, perhaps about something completely different (given the gender pronoun):

#TSA Statement: We have dealt with the Agent responsible for freedom-patting a child. He has been promoted.

Meanwhile, holy sh*t YouTube’s comments have to be about the worst place in the world.