Jeremy Clarkson’s on rather fine form tomorrow:

The Sunday Times – Okay, I’ll come clean on Rebekah and the Chipping Norton plot
I’ve kept quiet for six months but now I feel the time is right to tell all. What Rebekah and Cameron talked about most of all is sausage rolls

I love the bit about SamCam and the cigarettes. I shan’t say more or I’ll be told off by their lawyers.