Audio of the Costa Concordia’s captain trying to weasel out of going back to his ship:

I said on Facebook the other day that I find it reassuring that abandoning ship is still something one can get arrested for. Like, despite everything, sometimes someone is still going to expect that you do something heroic or else you’ll end up in handcuffs.

Also: Italian is a really good language to sound pissed off in. I think we all already knew this, but sometimes it’s nice to have a refresher.