The European Union has won the Nobel Prize! Hurrah!

Now, I was under the impression that, since the awards from the Nobel Committee can’t be awarded posthumously, then it must necessarily therefore go to an actual, upright person, but I suppose if you only count living citizens of the European Experiment, it still works, sort of.

I don’t know how they have the money to give all 500 million the €1 million, but I’m sure it will be welcome economic relief to those Greek hoteliers during the upcoming resort season when the middle-aged German tourists see all the placards calling them Nazis.