Guardian – G8 leaders reveal their TripAdvisor guide to Lough Erne
Now we know what statesmen really think, Northern Ireland tourism is set for a boost. By Victoria Coren

The whole thing is hilarious, but a taster:

“Problem with gym”
I am afraid problem with gym. Full of American presidents. I am vaiting, vaiting. Eventually hyev to give up and svim in lake instead. This very bed lake, cold and veedy. Later, I hear gym manager dead in unfortunate and unrelated poisoning incident. Vot shame. He seemed like such nice men, ven ve had martinis together on morning of his death.

V Putin

“Eventually hyev to give up and svim in lake instead” ahahahaha “ven ve had martinis together on morning of his death” hahahaha (but keep reading).