India Knight tweeted yesterday morning about this Saga cruise where they tuck you up in blankets and take you to see the Northern Lights, then followed it up right away with a “Oh poo, you have to be fifty”.

So Saga, apparently, is a seniors cruise line. Fine, whatever. Except! The reason for the 50 age limit is presumably because they don’t want their passengers being terrorized by the sort of cruise-goer who lacks an appreciation of soft cheeses and tea. But if they just limited their applicants to people with a very fine appreciation for cheese, tea, and blankets, it would be much more egalitarian, no?