I got this via RC2‘s Twitter feed, and it is… superb.

Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

Best line. “You don’t need to baste it. Go for a walk.” <break; turns the camera back on for an afterthought> “I said go for a walk. You need to make sure your oven is on.”

I love Mary Risley from San Francisco. She is my holiday hero.