Dear god. Ten years.

Anyhoo: I’ve decided to make it easier on myself and just list the ones I have seen. It saves on formatting.

Best picture: The Grand Budapest Hotel. It was good!

Best Director: Wes Anderson. He did a good job!

Best Actor: Nope

Best Actress: Nope

Best Supporting Actor: Nada

Best Supporting Actress: Niente

Best Adapted Screenplay: Nyet

Best Original Screenplay: The Grand Budapest Hotel. I enjoyed this film immensely.

Best Animated Feature: Big Hero 6. It was good. Not as good as The LEGO Movie.

Best Animated Short: Nicht, bitte

Best Cinematography: The Grand Budapest Hotel. It was gorgeous to look at.

Best Costume Design: The Grand Budapest Hotel. Sumptuous.

Best Documentary Short: いえ

Best Film Editing: The Grand Budapest Hotel. It moved along at a great clip.

Best Foreign Language Film: ぜんぜん

Best Make-Up and Hairstyling: The Grand Budapest Hotel AND Guardians of the Galaxy. I’m sick of hot chicks in body paint (“Look! Now she’s an ALIEN!”) so I’ll go for Budapest here, hands down.

Best Music: The Grand Budapest Hotel. Ol’ Wes Baby is good with scores.

Best Production Design: The Grand Budapest Hotel. As I say: Sumptuous.

Best Song: Everything is Awesome. So would have been nominating this film for more awards.

Best Sound: *crickets*

Best Visual Affects: Captain America, Guardians of the Galaxy. Captain America was AWFUL. Guardians was pretty spectacular. So there you go.

Oh and thanks to RC2 for the prompt.

Date: Jan 17th, 2015 · Comments RSS · Tags: Entertainment